[Recently I've been forcing myself to watch Glenn Beck's popular show on Fox News. His sarcastic, condescending style makes my task more difficult each day... but he has been misleading his fast-growing audience on the important topic of "money printing" by the Fed, and I promised myself I'd keep tabs on exactly how he mangles and twists the message whenever he brings it up. Here's my first report...]
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Glenn Beck recently showed us what a trillion dollars would look like. Why? Because the Fed is "printing it up" — and as Glenn Beck and the rest of the Ron Paul crowd know for sure, printing money is an inflationary disaster that makes our currency worthless. It's just that simple to them, because "inflation" doesn't mean rising prices and wages, it means "more money, period."
Here's a link to one of Beck's segments, where he tried to impress his audience with a graphic that showed just how huge a warehouse it would take to store one trillion dollars. (He starts counting to a trillion at 3:15 into the video; I strongly recommend muting it until you get to that point.)
The problem with Beck's quasi-argument: it ignores a few important questions — questions I never, ever expect him to address on his show. Reason: He's irrevocably committed to the scare story, and his audience is snowballing; for him, there's no going back now. But here they are anyway...
First question Beck will never address:
What if the one trillion new dollars in that warehouse just sat there, static and immobile... what if nobody spent any of it on anything... what effect would THAT have on inflation?
Answer: It would have no effect whatsoever on inflation. Even if it were ten trillion new dollars, or a hundred trillion, and it just sat there collecting dust, it would not, and could not, cause prices or wages to rise one penny.
And guess what: That's exactly what's been happening. Here's a chart from the St. Louis Fed titled "Excess Reserves" — bankerspeak for "money just sitting there doing nothing":
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Again, don't expect to see that on Glenn Beck's show. Reason: It runs counter to his dogma, and that's a no-no when one is firmly entrenched in belief-preservation mode.
Second question:
If that new money is supposed to make the dollar worth less, then why is the rest of the world fleeing to the safety of the dollar, instead of fleeing away from what you say is the soon-to-be-worthless dollar?
Third question:
What if the Fed started to see the public getting more and more interested in using that new money to start or expand their small businesses, hire people, and get each one of their small pieces of the economy moving again?
Answer: Well, that is PRECISELY what the Fed would LIKE to see happen. Duh.
Fourth question:
What if, after the economy did get moving again, the Fed started MAKING THAT TRILLION DOLLARS DISAPPEAR?
Answer: Well, that is ALSO what the Fed says it is going to do. Reason: The Fed is COMMITTED to (a) helping the economy get moving again, then (b) keeping inflation down after it recovers — in that order. At 8:20 into this 60 Minutes interview, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke explains it himself, like this:
"...we need to [be printing money] because our economy is very weak and inflation is very low. When the economy begins to recover, that'll be the time that we need to unwind those programs, raise interest rates, reduce the money supply, and make sure that we have a recovery that does not involve inflation."
But there's no doubt in my mind that Glenn Beck will ignore those questions, and plow right ahead with his annoying schtick on the air. Instead of listening intently to the Bernanke interview above, he'll opt for displaying a gigantic, Orwellian head shot of Big Brother Ben as a scary backdrop on his set (alternating, of course, with gigantic shots of goose-stepping Nazis).
But maybe some concerned citizens will bring those questions up at one or more of Beck's upcoming "tea parties." Maybe. But maybe not; maybe it's just easier for us to let Glenn do our thinking for us, as we stare at that scary picture of Big Brother Ben Bernanke. [... And if that turns out to be the case, I'll have to start thinking of a different name for this blog.]