How I'll meet my carbon budget
In recent months, I've made some time-saving investments in new, innovative technologies. Yesterday, it hit me that I'd better start thinking about my carbon budget—because as it turns out, those time-saving inventions I bought have significantly affected the amount of CO2 I emit into the atmosphere.
Time: a fixed resource I try to conserve
One of the few resources that will never increase in supply (in our lifetimes) is the number of hours in a day. That's why I'm like a lot of other people in two respects: (1) I'll avoid or replace things that cost me too much time, even if they cost less money; and (2) I'll buy things that save me enough time, even if they cost extra money. [And in this country, I get to define "too much" and "enough," respectively.]
For example, one of my least favorite tasks around the household is the process of changing light bulbs, which have a nasty habit of burning out at the least convenient times—especially the 100-watt bulbs in the ceilings. Those old-technology bulbs (incandescent) typically lasted me about six months; so, with about sixteen or twenty of them, it seemed like I was getting the ladder out to change a bulb every two weeks or so. What a pain.
Then I noticed a new-technology bulb showing up in large quantities in all the stores; a bulb that lasts six years instead of six months. I immediately bought a shopping cart full and installed them that evening. That was seven months ago, and since then I haven't had the ladder out even once to change a bulb. What a time-saving technology. Out with the old, in with the new.
The car I bought just last week is a more recent example. Because I hadn't been in a hurry, I took my time over a period of seven months analyzing which car I'd buy. You name the car: I analyzed it and probably test-drove it. Which car did I settle on? You probably guessed it: among the cars that were big enough and quiet enough for me, I chose the one that saved me the most time.
To me, one of the nuisances of driving a car is the periodic interruption of having to stop and fill up the tank, and the personal time required to do that each time. Sure, pay-at-the-pump was a good time-saving innovation twenty years ago, but—just as I'd rather not have to drag the ladder out to change a light bulb—I'd just as soon not have to stop at all to refuel my car. Unfortunately, there aren't any of those cars for sale yet, so I picked the one that cut in half the number of times per year I have to stop to refuel. It's big enough, fast enough in the traffic I'm usually in, definitely quiet enough, and it doubles the miles-per-tank I used to get. It's a Camry Hybrid. What a time-saving technology. Out with the old, in with the new.
Oops, I almost forgot my carbon budget
As I pondered my time-saving light bulbs (CFLs) and my time-saving automobile (hybrid), I realized that, all of a sudden this year, I've effected a significant change in the amount of carbon my lifestyle is emitting into the atmosphere. So I decided to use some of my time savings to investigate my carbon budget. This article was one of the more definitive ones I found; it says the average American emits 20 tons of carbon dioxide each year. Sorry; tonnes.
So, I made some quick mental calculations, starting with the assumptions that (a) I used to be an average emitter, and (b) everybody needs to improve on that average in order to meet our personal carbon budgets. My new time-saving technologies have coincidentally changed my own carbon emission rate; but even though my carbon budget is lower than what I had been emitting, I ended up overshooting my budget by a whole bunch of CO2. Fortunately, it didn't take me long at all to think of a convenient way to fix my carbon-budget problem. It's sitting right out there on my back patio: my natural-gas grill.
I figure a daily four-hour burn ought to get me back up to my personal budget, don't you?
I wonder if there's some kind of timed control someone could install for me—similar to the way a lawn sprinkler system works—so I could program it to burn from, say, 1am to 5am? An auto on-off system for my gas grill would be a real time-saver on the way to meeting my carbon budget.
Isn't new technology wonderful?

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